Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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