i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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