Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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