The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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