windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
