i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.