question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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