do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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