I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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