I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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