It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Your cock deserves a montage
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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