he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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