does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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