plz talk dirty to me
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
