she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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