I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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