This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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