plz talk dirty to me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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