Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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