She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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