Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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