I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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