come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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