People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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