Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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