Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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