if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
