I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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