Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
tell me about the fingering
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