Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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