You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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