Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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