im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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