Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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