why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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