I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Do vagina's smell?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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