My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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