I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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