And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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