oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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