Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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