This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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