Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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