You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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