ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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