I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
tell me about the eggs
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