did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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