to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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