that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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