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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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