Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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