Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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