one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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