What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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