ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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