so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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