My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
